OTFLMBO (On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off) good one

better grow a mercury vapor streetlight instead of HPS

Or LPS just make sure the hole is deep enough that is very funny

TudorWhiz is right i am laughing as hard as I think I have in a long time

You need right fertiliser, must use crushed ChinJunkMerc, along with burnt out ballasts as well. Water well with ¨LoMerc¨ vapour and sprinkle with phosphor dust.

@SeanB~1 That's HILARIOUS You're also forgetting the electricity that must be applied before the tree will grow ROTFLOL

If you live in ¨Africa¨ electricity is an optional extra......

Standard joke - What did we have BC ( Before Candles) ?

Answer - Electric light!

I wish this would really happen... If it did, I wonder what would happen if I planted a 50w merc?