Sometimes it just takes time and concerted effort to learn something new. Don't give up before you get there.
Pretty, please no more Chinese failure.
The more you hate the LED movement, the stronger it becomes.
"Maybe you can refit the dimmer PCB from it into either another lamp, or as a remotely mounted inline device."Hmm, how would I go about doing so? I have plenty of 100W incandescent lamps in my possession...