By the way, your title says T5 and you name the tube F28T12. What is correct?
That's T5, not T12, my bad.
The problem is solved: the side with the blackening has an open circuit and measures infinite resistance.
I had no idea F28T5s run at such a high voltage but it's a philips fixture, so I assume the ballast is rated for it. My preheat ballast, on the other hand (I used 36W for a quick test) is absolutely not rated for this and I have no way to get such a high voltage, because my mains top out at around 245V.
What led me to believe I could do it was, I've succeeded in running F14T5s on electronic as well as preheat setups just fine, with no apparent issues and manual preheating worked fine with almost every tube I've tried so far.
Problem solved though, thank you!