In this threat, we post funny lighting-related (or not lighting related ) ways to get kicked out of walmart or another hardware store. (Don't worry, they can be COMPLETELY unrealistic!  )
Here are some of mine:
1. Walk in with a 1.5kw incandescent and say "Do you have any of these? My nightlight takes them"
2.Bring in a 2kw MV and ask "Where can I get yard light replacement bulbs?"
3. Sneak in overnight and "retrofit" the fluorescent lights with green fluorescent tubes.
4. Bring in a 1kw HPS lamp and ballast, set it up in an isle, wait for it to warm up, then laugh maniacally like an evil scientist.
5. Set up "Remote ballasts" on the display lamps, using 200w medium base PSMH lamps, and plug them into a homemade ballast box
6. Set up a huge bonfire in the middle of the parking lot and burn LED fixtures.
7. Play Baseball with LED bulbs and a bat.
8. If the store has MH fixtures indoors, put clear MV lamps or colored MH lamps in them.
Can you think of any?

Have you done these, you whippersnapper?
I can think of a few:
Turning off the cooler lights
Prying off the bases of the LED parking light poles and disconnecting them (by the neutral of course)
Disconnecting all the display lights
Making fluorescent tubes span across an aisle as to block the entrance
Take the bulbs out of display under cabinet lights and hiding them

Have you done these, you whippersnapper?
I can think of a few:
Turning off the cooler lights
Prying off the bases of the LED parking light poles and disconnecting them (by the neutral of course)
Disconnecting all the display lights
Making fluorescent tubes span across an aisle as to block the entrance
Take the bulbs out of display under cabinet lights and hiding them

No I haven't done these. How about making a maze with fluorescent tubes, blocking some of the isles?
-Build a fort with LED bulb boxes in the lighting isle...

"Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass"

"Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass"

And you could throw XBO lamps at imposters...

That's a Ghost Adventures episode in the making.

-Challenging customers to duels with LED tubes
-Tossing LED bulbs to people saying "Go green today!"
-Convince the door greeter that it's breaktime and you will take his/hers place and try to sell MV fixtures to people. That would probably get you banned for a while...
-If the store has retrofitted to LED fixtures, "accidentally" hit one with a baseball and bat, claiming "I was just testing it!"

Non lighting related:
-Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

Actually done at school : Replace starters in a classroom on all 40W lamps (14 of them) with S2 (FS-2). Let class begin. After the initial effect and the teacher going out to call the maintenance guy, replace all starters back

Actually done at school : Replace starters in a classroom on all 40W lamps (14 of them) with S2 (FS-2). Let class begin. After the initial effect and the teacher going out to call the maintenance guy, replace all starters back

Did that get you kicked out? 

-Start yelling at the LED bulb section, "What have you done to Mercury vapor!?!?!?!"
-Pet the fish in the fish department, saying "I know how you feel..."
-Spill water on the floor and claim the store is flooded
-Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying "blink"
 everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
-Light a match under a fire sprinkler
-Buy something that is around $10 and pay the cashier entirely in pennies.
-Host your own radio show over the intercom.
-Stare at the ceiling lights and see how many people look up.

Fill the cart with brinks 175 watt mercury lamps and GE and great value t12 lamps and incandescent lamps (all of them on the shelf) and run around the store with the cart full of lamps screaning: F**K LEDs

Another way is to throw LEDs across the store screaming F**K LEDs

Fill the cart with brinks 175 watt mercury lamps and GE and great value t12 lamps and incandescent lamps (all of them on the shelf) and run around the store with the cart full of lamps screaning: F**K LEDs

Oh please, don't give me ideas...
(don't worry I won't actually try that )

Non lighting related:
-Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

I have done that before many times before, they don't throw you out, they just tell you to knock it off.

I have hosted my own radio show over the PA system as well with talking/sound toys.