Oops my bad. Hope everybody stays safe.

S'ok, I'll let you off, I'm feeling in a good mood, but be careful 

College Station TX has both a winter storm warning and a wind chill warning. Sounds like frost bite is likely and it’s dangerous to be outdoors with the combined strong winds and low temperatures. On top of that they’re getting ice, which is impossible to drive on and causes power outages. This is going to be a Texas winter for the history books and I’m sure my aunt and uncle living out there will have some stories.

Dude, the midwest is a horrible place to be in the summer.

Especially when your house does not have a working air conditioner like mine and have to use a ton of fans