Keep them from stealing it. Rough as a badgers arse!

Lol, reminds me of those stupid new slanted toilets that are supposed to discourage people from using the bathroom at work. Only difference is, those are actually real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1dOGvoiAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ePglXqwtOg

This sounds like the TP we have at work !

They were going to sell a toilet paper made exclusively in Texas but it never took off. Turns out it wouldn't take s**t off nobody 

They were going to sell a toilet paper made exclusively in Texas but it never took off. Turns out it wouldn't take s**t off nobody 

I don't know whether to laugh or groan at that...    

P.S. Rommie asks if you want a slap as well... 

I don't know whether to laugh or groan at that...    

P.S. Rommie asks if you want a slap as well... 

That depends where the slap is applied 

That depends where the slap is applied 

Well, that's up to you, I'm easy going  

Well, that's up to you, I'm easy going  

Then how about on somebody else? 

Then how about on somebody else? 

Who?

Then how about on somebody else? 

Oh no, you don't get out of it that easy 

Who?

Are you volunteering..? 

Who?

I was thinking Desultory  He seems to enjoy it 

I was thinking Desultory  He seems to enjoy it 

Keep it in the family, ok then   

That TP can't be that much worse than using sand paper as toilet paper.

That TP can't be that much worse than using sand paper as toilet paper.

Are you speaking from experience here?